It's time for a new political party in America: a party that eschews all political policies. And I don't just mean that we should drop out of the national discourse. I think it's time to stand up and defend the increasingly radical idea of political moderation.
With that in mind, I propose the following
The Radical Moderate Platform
If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.
I preach to myself more than anyone else. Let's get this party started!